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January 01, 2021
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Humor@Home: Creative Minds, Incomprehensible Chaos

I didn’t mean to make my kids creative. I never shoved them in a corner with nothing to play with....more»
December 01, 2020
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TOO MUCH STUFF!

To the Makers of Things: Can you please stop making things? While I do appreciate the abundance of Stuff you have blessed our little family with, our house is already full of Things....more»
November 01, 2020
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Humor@Home: Camping During Lockdown

Creating New Traditions

We decided to go camping. In the middle of the pandemic.

It was my kids’ idea.
...more»
October 01, 2020
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Humor@Home: Dealing with Nightmares:

It's Always a Dinosaur

I am used to being awakened in the night. My kids are 10 and 7. They’ve been waking me up for ten and seven years, respectively....more»

September 01, 2020
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Humor@Home: Bedtime Stall Tactics

Why Can't We Just Go to Sleep Around Here?

Why is it that my children don’t seem to need a snack or a drink of water or to use the bathroom until they are actually in bed with the lights off? It’s not like we don’t have structure around here....more»
August 01, 2020
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Humor@Home: Back to Remote Learning

Memories of My First Year of Homeschooling

If I were the parent of a child going back to school this fall, this is what I would be doing right now: FREAKING OUT....more»

July 01, 2020
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Humor@Home: Table Manners-No One Wins If I Quit

 Mealtimes: Those special occasions when your children make an extra effort to make you question every parenting decision you’ve ever made....more»

May 01, 2020
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Humor@Home: Making the Best of Tough Times

"Dad, can you make Special Breakfast today?" I overheard my daughter ask my husband on about Day 6 of Sheltering in Place....more»
April 01, 2020
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Humor@Home: Transitions Are So Hard

 Laws of inertia. A body at rest tends to stay at rest. A girl with a book wants to keep reading....more»

March 01, 2020
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Humor@Home: Confessions of Mom Failure

Thank You Super Moms for Making Me Look Awful

I want a T-shirt that says, “I didn’t used to go out in public in sweat pants and messy buns, and I didn’t used to have gray hair and wrinkles, and I wasn’t fat, and I didn’t have stains on my clothes, but you do realize that I have children, right?” And another one for work that would say, “I used to be able to count to six and make a power point presentation with zero typos, but please bear with me as I spend the next eighteen years adjusting to parenthood....more»

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