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July 01, 2019
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Humore@Home: An Ode to Sleep

To My Darling Children:

I love you. Do you know what else I love? Sleep....more»

June 01, 2019
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Humor@Home: 2 Dogs + 2 Kids = 0 Rules

How Having Kids Was a Game-Changer for Our Dogs

You know how when you’re talking on the phone, all of a sudden your kids think there are no rules? It’s like they think you can’t see them because your attention is diverted....more»

April 01, 2019
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Humor@Home: The Spicy Pickle

We have therapist-mandated date nights in our family. I am embarrassed to think that my therapist thought my kids were driving me to insanity, so she requires me to take a break every now and then....more»
March 01, 2019
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Humor@Home: Shopping Shenanigans

I was out shopping recently when I saw a mom I recognized from my kids’ school. She had all five of her kids with her....more»
February 01, 2019
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Humor@Home: 5 Things Only a Mother Would Say On Valentine's Day

On Valentine’s Day, long before your mom days, you probably dined by candlelight in some swanky restaurant....more»
January 01, 2019
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Humor@Home: Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot

New Year’s Eve. A night made to spend out on the town, enjoying couple-time with your couple-friends and adult beverages, and toasting to the New Year precisely at midnight while singing “Auld Lang Syne....more»
December 01, 2018
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Humor@Home: Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Because I’ve received the coveted “World’s Okayest Mom” award this year, I feel I am eligible for your “nice” list.
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November 01, 2018
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Humor@Home: The Purge

As I stood in front of my students, I prayed that God would save me from the pandemic that had infiltrated the Bakersfield College campus....more»
October 01, 2018
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Humor@Home: Out of My Mind

Fatigue sure can make you think you're losing your mind. I've been known to fold a dirty basket of clothes, brush my teeth with Ben-Gay instead of toothpaste (what an experience that was), and take medicine meant for my dog....more»
September 01, 2018
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Humor@Home: You're SOOOOOO Embarassing!

"Do you have to be so embarrassing?” How many times have we heard these “loving” words come out of our teenagers’ mouths (the same teenagers, I might add, that we grew in our bodies for nine months)?
Oh, you’re embarrassed by the fact that our car makes a squeaky noise whenever the brakes are applied, so you want me to drop you off three blocks from your destination? That’s embarrassing to you? Seriously?  
Well, try this one on for size:  Here’s something my 4-year-old son said to a TSA agent in an airport; “You're a funny little man, but I like your badge.
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