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January 01, 2021

Humor@Home: Creative Minds, Incomprehensible Chaos

I didn’t mean to make my kids creative. I never shoved them in a corner with nothing to play with....more»
December 01, 2020


To the Makers of Things: Can you please stop making things? While I do appreciate the abundance of Stuff you have blessed our little family with, our house is already full of Things....more»
November 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Camping During Lockdown

Creating New Traditions

We decided to go camping. In the middle of the pandemic.

It was my kids’ idea.
October 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Dealing with Nightmares:

It's Always a Dinosaur

I am used to being awakened in the night. My kids are 10 and 7. They’ve been waking me up for ten and seven years, respectively....more»

September 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Bedtime Stall Tactics

Why Can't We Just Go to Sleep Around Here?

Why is it that my children don’t seem to need a snack or a drink of water or to use the bathroom until they are actually in bed with the lights off? It’s not like we don’t have structure around here....more»
August 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Back to Remote Learning

Memories of My First Year of Homeschooling

If I were the parent of a child going back to school this fall, this is what I would be doing right now: FREAKING OUT....more»

July 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Table Manners-No One Wins If I Quit

 Mealtimes: Those special occasions when your children make an extra effort to make you question every parenting decision you’ve ever made....more»

May 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Making the Best of Tough Times

"Dad, can you make Special Breakfast today?" I overheard my daughter ask my husband on about Day 6 of Sheltering in Place....more»
April 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Transitions Are So Hard

 Laws of inertia. A body at rest tends to stay at rest. A girl with a book wants to keep reading....more»

March 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Confessions of Mom Failure

Thank You Super Moms for Making Me Look Awful

I want a T-shirt that says, “I didn’t used to go out in public in sweat pants and messy buns, and I didn’t used to have gray hair and wrinkles, and I wasn’t fat, and I didn’t have stains on my clothes, but you do realize that I have children, right?” And another one for work that would say, “I used to be able to count to six and make a power point presentation with zero typos, but please bear with me as I spend the next eighteen years adjusting to parenthood....more»

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