April 01, 2021

Humor@Home: A Letter to My Former Self

What I Would Say to Myself If I Could Go Back to the Days Before Babies

Dear Self Before Children,

You think you have all the answers right now.

You are so sure that your kids will eat vegetables willingly, always say “thank you,” shape up the moment you give them “the look,” and basically be happy, healthy, and obedient.
March 01, 2021

Humor@Home: This is the Best Age

Thank Goodness I Survived the Baby Years

My kids are in the living room acting out “The Phantom of the Opera” right now.
February 01, 2021

Humor@Home: How Do Your Kids Say "I Love You"?

The Language of the Love Our Littles Have for Us

I know my kids love me. They follow me around all day and all night, expressing their devotion to me....more»
February 01, 2021

Bold Pizza Bites for the Whole Family

Kid-friendly bold pizza flavor is sure to turn this appetizer into a family favorite. Why not eat a delicious pizza snack with natural protein, vitamins and minerals which rivals the Italian favorite for crave-ability? Kids won’t even notice that this Tuna Pizza Bites recipe is gluten free, not to mention paleo, keto, and Whole30!  

Tuna Pizza Bites
Serves 8  |  Prep Time 10min  |  Cook Time 18min

●    1 Can Safe Catch Elite Wild Tuna
●    3 Large Eggs
●    3 Tbsp Tomato Paste
●    1 tsp Dried Parsley
●    1 tsp Dried Oregano
●    1 tsp Dried Basil
●    1 tsp Garlic Powder
●    ¼ Cup Quick Oats
●    ½ Cup Grated Parmesan
●    1 Cup Grated Mozzarella
●    Cooking Spray

●    Mixing Bowls
●    12 Count Mini Muffin Tin
●    1 Small Cookie Scoop
●    Measuring Spoons & Cups

January 01, 2021

Humor@Home: Creative Minds, Incomprehensible Chaos

I didn’t mean to make my kids creative. I never shoved them in a corner with nothing to play with....more»
December 01, 2020


To the Makers of Things: Can you please stop making things? While I do appreciate the abundance of Stuff you have blessed our little family with, our house is already full of Things....more»
November 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Camping During Lockdown

Creating New Traditions

We decided to go camping. In the middle of the pandemic.

It was my kids’ idea.
October 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Dealing with Nightmares:

It's Always a Dinosaur

I am used to being awakened in the night. My kids are 10 and 7. They’ve been waking me up for ten and seven years, respectively....more»

September 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Bedtime Stall Tactics

Why Can't We Just Go to Sleep Around Here?

Why is it that my children don’t seem to need a snack or a drink of water or to use the bathroom until they are actually in bed with the lights off? It’s not like we don’t have structure around here....more»
August 01, 2020

Humor@Home: Back to Remote Learning

Memories of My First Year of Homeschooling

If I were the parent of a child going back to school this fall, this is what I would be doing right now: FREAKING OUT....more»

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