Clinica Sierra Vista WIC
December 01, 2021

Working From Home with Kids (...and a Scorpion?)

I was making drop biscuits in my online baking class when my daughter yelled from across the house...more»
November 01, 2021

humor@home: Seventh Grade Blues

To Be Independent...or Not to Be Independent

My oldest daughter is in seventh grade. Back in August, when the school year was about to begin, I was thinking, “This will be great....more»

October 01, 2021

humor@home: From Chaos to Order

I thought we were having a great time, my 14-month old and I.  We were enjoying an ice cream at the car wash, watching the workers wash our car....more»

September 01, 2021

Humor@home: Mommy, Tell Me a Story

“Mommy, tell me a Dragon story,” Ashley begged me. She asks me this nightly. I have completely adopted the Dragon character from Dav Pilkey’s books with the same name....more»
August 01, 2021

Humor@home: Slurping Down Phonics

Wait, How Do You Say That?

My   daughter mispronounces a lot of words she sees in books but has never actually heard pronounced in everyday conversation....more»
July 01, 2021

humor@home: Outsmarting the Smart TV

We decided to have a family Netflix night. We picked a night. We picked a movie. We made popcorn....more»
July 01, 2021

June 01, 2021

Humor@Home:Kitchen Remodel, Here We Come

Phase 1: Planning the New Kitchen

We came up with the not-so-brilliant idea that we would remodel our kitchen: new design, new appliances, new counters, new cabinets, new lighting, new flooring.
May 01, 2021

Humor@Home: Sixth Grade Math

The True Test of Parenthood:

My sixth-grader hates math.

“Hates” is a nice, polite way of describing the depth of her aversion and abhorrence of math.
April 01, 2021

Humor@Home: A Letter to My Former Self

What I Would Say to Myself If I Could Go Back to the Days Before Babies

Dear Self Before Children,

You think you have all the answers right now.

You are so sure that your kids will eat vegetables willingly, always say “thank you,” shape up the moment you give them “the look,” and basically be happy, healthy, and obedient.
Kern Family Health 25 yrs
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