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September 01, 2021

Humor@home: Mommy, Tell Me a Story

“Mommy, tell me a Dragon story,” Ashley begged me. She asks me this nightly. I have completely adopted the Dragon character from Dav Pilkey’s books with the same name....more»
August 01, 2021

Humor@home: Slurping Down Phonics

Wait, How Do You Say That?

My   daughter mispronounces a lot of words she sees in books but has never actually heard pronounced in everyday conversation....more»
July 01, 2021

humor@home: Outsmarting the Smart TV

We decided to have a family Netflix night. We picked a night. We picked a movie. We made popcorn....more»
July 01, 2021

June 01, 2021

Humor@Home:Kitchen Remodel, Here We Come

Phase 1: Planning the New Kitchen

We came up with the not-so-brilliant idea that we would remodel our kitchen: new design, new appliances, new counters, new cabinets, new lighting, new flooring.
May 01, 2021

Humor@Home: Sixth Grade Math

The True Test of Parenthood:

My sixth-grader hates math.

“Hates” is a nice, polite way of describing the depth of her aversion and abhorrence of math.
April 01, 2021

Humor@Home: A Letter to My Former Self

What I Would Say to Myself If I Could Go Back to the Days Before Babies

Dear Self Before Children,

You think you have all the answers right now.

You are so sure that your kids will eat vegetables willingly, always say “thank you,” shape up the moment you give them “the look,” and basically be happy, healthy, and obedient.
March 01, 2021

Humor@Home: This is the Best Age

Thank Goodness I Survived the Baby Years

My kids are in the living room acting out “The Phantom of the Opera” right now.
February 01, 2021

Humor@Home: How Do Your Kids Say "I Love You"?

The Language of the Love Our Littles Have for Us

I know my kids love me. They follow me around all day and all night, expressing their devotion to me....more»
February 01, 2021

Bold Pizza Bites for the Whole Family

Kid-friendly bold pizza flavor is sure to turn this appetizer into a family favorite. Why not eat a delicious pizza snack with natural protein, vitamins and minerals which rivals the Italian favorite for crave-ability? Kids won’t even notice that this Tuna Pizza Bites recipe is gluten free, not to mention paleo, keto, and Whole30!  

Tuna Pizza Bites
Serves 8  |  Prep Time 10min  |  Cook Time 18min

●    1 Can Safe Catch Elite Wild Tuna
●    3 Large Eggs
●    3 Tbsp Tomato Paste
●    1 tsp Dried Parsley
●    1 tsp Dried Oregano
●    1 tsp Dried Basil
●    1 tsp Garlic Powder
●    ¼ Cup Quick Oats
●    ½ Cup Grated Parmesan
●    1 Cup Grated Mozzarella
●    Cooking Spray

●    Mixing Bowls
●    12 Count Mini Muffin Tin
●    1 Small Cookie Scoop
●    Measuring Spoons & Cups

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