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February 01, 2018

Humor@Home: Too Much Starch

Push in and lift." I had already read this instruction three times, but checked it once more just in case there was something I had missed....more»
January 01, 2018

Humor@Home: Alice Doesn't Live Here

OK, people, in case you’re waiting for Alice from “The Brady Bunch” to pick up your dirty laundry and load your dirty dishes into the dishwasher, NEWS FLASH: ALICE DOESN’T LIVE HERE! She never did, and she never will!
    I’ve said these words on more than one occasion (in my exorcist “mom voice,” no less), but I might as well be talking to a bunch of plants.
December 01, 2017

Humor@Home: The Holiday Victual Ritual (aka, the Family Dinner)

The Christmas Day dinner – a time for coming together and connecting by breaking bread together at the family table....more»
November 01, 2017

Humor@Home: Comic Relief

Parenting is a stressful business and Lord knows we need a little comic relief every so often....more»
October 01, 2017

Humor@Home: The Good Old Days?

The other day my friends and I were having coffee at a local establishment. We were chatting and laughing, having a grand old time just enjoying each other’s company....more»
September 01, 2017

Humor@Home: Parenting- MacGyver Style

Angus MacGyver was a genius, if you ask me. He could diffuse a nuclear weapon with a blade of grass, plug a sulfuric acid leak with chocolate, make a bomb out of chewing gum and use a magnifying glass made of a hairpin and wine to read names of spies from a watch....more»
August 01, 2017

Humor at Home: Curb Your Cursing

was walking through the kitchen the other day when BAM! – I stubbed my toe on a kitchen chair....more»
July 01, 2017

Humor at Home: A Whole New World

Giving our kids a fantastic childhood – that’s what we all want to do as parents, right? I had an amazing childhood....more»
June 01, 2017

Tracie Grimes' Humor at Home: Lamentations of a Girl Scout Leader

As the leader or co-leader of three Girl Scout troops, I have written this as a Girl Scout leader, for Girl Scout leaders, everywhere....more»
May 01, 2017

Tracie Grimes' Humor at Home: Cleanliness is Next to Impossible

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If a woman scrubs her house from top to bottom but nobody outside the family sees, is it still clean?
    Next to the deep philosophical questions of “if a tree falls in the woods and nobody’s there to hear it, does it make a sound?” and “why are we here?” I think the question of what constitutes a “clean” house will keep philosophers debating in university think-tanks for decades.
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